Fat Bottomed Girls Make The Rockin' World Go Round...

I have a massive arse. There said it. I don't actually care about its size but I would like to tone it a lot more. So its a fortune in the gym for me then. OR option 2 just cover it in Strumpet and Pinks knickers. More specifically the spectacularly, frothy, silk tulle Black Swan pair.

Also with these beauties on worrying about the tube blowing up my skirt would be a thing of the past! *wink*

But at £525 from Glamorous Amorous maybe that gym membership would be cheaper.

And until then fat bottomed girls remember, you make the rockin' world go round!

Inbox Love...

Today I fell in love via E-mail not once but twice. You might too when you see the lovelies that popped into my inbox.
Every time Agent Provocateur send an email I know there's a massive possibility that theres going to be something inside to tempt me and today's email introduced me to Dasha and the classic Gangster in a lovely, new grey shade. Yes please.

This followed an email I recieved earlier from Nina and Lola in which I fell in love with this versatile MEGA scarf by Clarissa Labin.

 I have turned all Southern and soft it would appear and therefore I am freezing and its not even October so I think this would be perfect. Well it would if it didn't have a £235 price tag.

Fancy that!

Anyone who knows me will know I have a serious, serious thing for beautiful undies. Knowing that under the rattiest pair of jeans lies super sexy smalls is one of those small pleasures that makes me smile, and the smile on my face is huge today after coming across Ophelia Fancy. They do silky, sparkly, playful, sexy, fun or flirty. There are bras, knickers, stockings, pasties, garters, abso-bloody-lutley anything you could wish for really. And possibly the prettiest dressing gown I have seen ( to add a bit of luxury while spilling toast crumbs down yourself?) Oh well birthday soon, haha.